- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it
reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died
do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury
WHY WOULD YOU
WHY WOULD YOU
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
For my cake day, meet (from left to right) Elvis, Peyton, and Kiya - rescued different times from different places and best friends.
I’M ON SMOSH OMFG
this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow
ellie goulding needs to chill
Bats illuminated by lightning
THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
This is actually really cool
- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
”I was angry.”
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning